Political RealiTEA,

As most Americans sit helplessly and watch the economy continue to spiral as the price of gas and food skyrocket out of sight, the thought occurs, “What are our political leaders going to do to right the course?” Does it really matter who wins this coming November? Now we’re not advocating heresy or overthrowing our existing form of government, but when you sit back and really think about it, isn’t tea the answer?

Tea is good for you. It makes you feel warm and good inside. Couldn’t we just closely examine tea, which come from the simple Camellia Sinensis shrub, and extract from it its best qualities? Are you with me? Do you get where I’m going? Do I have to spell it out? Okay, here goes.

What I’m suggesting is that we leave McCain, Obama and Clinton in the dust and for our own new political organization. The TEA PARTY, a form of government based only on what is good for all of us, all human beings, be we black, white, yellow, red or brown. Come to think of it, we are already almost like tea. We come with different outsides, but we are all the same, just like the tea. Who will step forward? Who will lead us? That is an answer I do not as yet have, but there must be one or more among us who exemplifies all that is good about humaniTEA. A leader who can exhibits these venerable qualities and attributes and can explain them in a way every American voter can understand.

If you are out there, step up and lead us. Ignite the Tea Party. Ignite the fire that all Americans possess and show the world what TEA is really all about. Let us know what you think and if you’re ready to join.